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I really hate you

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TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: Fox McCloud

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

what

LIES

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TO: Universal Canid
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

In response to the advertisement listed here (http://community.livejournal.com/gargleblasted/1522074.html), I've decided to hire you for your services.

Re: LIES

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TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: Fox McCloud

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

I guessed that much.

Well, whatever. My starting price is 300 credits.

Re: LIES

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TO: Nebula Vulpes
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

300 credits? I'm assuming the invoice will include a breakdown of the services I'm getting for 300 credits.

Re: LIES

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TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: Stop it

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

Naturally. And it just depends on how the mission goes. If it turns out to be a walk in the park, I'll be more than happy to cut the price down. Alternately, I may add to it if it ends up being overly dangerous. And obviously, if I'm unable to complete the mission for any reason, I won't be expecting payment.

Re: LIES

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TO: Stop what
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

Yes, of course. Hazard pay is what my expert [ELIZABETH] projects to be the bulk of the payment. We can work something out based on the amount of list items procured with a bonus if you manage to acquire all of them. There will be a percentage bonus for discrete delivery.

I'll also pay extra for any alcohol you manage to find.

Re: LIES

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TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: you know what

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

Understood. I'll keep my eyes open. Where should I deliver the items?

[This is the stupidest mission he's ever taken 8(]

Re: LIES

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TO: Luminary Furball
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

The third floor hallway next to the port-side airlock. There will be someone waiting. You'll know them when you see them.

[AKA: Elizabeth]

Re: LIES

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TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM:

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

Roger that. I'll keep in touch.