Mostly Harmless IC Text/Voicemail

[all_range_mode]

This is Fox McCloud. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Comments

text;

[encourage]

Fox! Have anything going on this Friday? Shinpachi and I were trying to get people together to watch Total Recall. You should come if you don't have plans!

text;

[encourage]

Even if you do have plans, come anyway.

Re: text;

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. I happen to have Friday off anyway, so I can definitely make it.

Re: text;

[encourage]

Great! We'll be happy to see you! We're still ironing out where we'll be right now, so I'll have to get back to you on that.

Re: text;

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. I'll wait to hear from you.

FILE ATTACHMENT

[dreamandlaugh.livejournal.com]

TO: Galaxy Dog
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

***DOWNLOAD LINK***
----------------------------------

Item #1 (http://www.cattoys.com/twinkle-ball-nighttime-cat-toy.html)
Item #2 (http://www.cattoys.com/playnsqueak-tail-spin-cat-toy.html)
Item #3 (http://www.cattoys.com/sprout-grow-greenhouse-happy-cat-catnip-kit.html)
Item #4 (http://www.cattoys.com/naturalpurrz.html)
Item #5 (http://www.cattoys.com/scratcherramps.html)
Item #6 (http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2754444)
Item #7 (http://www.buycondom.com/8a29-condom.asp)

NOTE: Bonus to be paid upon discrete delivery without the knowledge of (1) Katt Monroe.

I really hate you

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: Fox McCloud

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

what

LIES

[dreamandlaugh.livejournal.com]

TO: Universal Canid
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

In response to the advertisement listed here (http://community.livejournal.com/gargleblasted/1522074.html), I've decided to hire you for your services.

Re: LIES

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

TO: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
FROM: Fox McCloud

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

I guessed that much.

Well, whatever. My starting price is 300 credits.

Re: LIES

[dreamandlaugh.livejournal.com]

TO: Nebula Vulpes
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai

Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List

300 credits? I'm assuming the invoice will include a breakdown of the services I'm getting for 300 credits.

PRIVATE TEXT

[psychometer]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii

I'll be going out of hiding soon and back to my quarters. Everything's settled down since nothing's been taken from the Purist exchanges :DDD

Here's the document I promised!

[Attachment: Longlonglonglonglonglonglist.doc]

[Within the attached document Fox would find a lengthy list of names along with locations where the anonymous packages were being sent to.

There are some notes at the bottom with the list of some Purist gang labels and what activity and conversation had occurred, written out like a script.]

That's all I got! Like I said, I couldn't find out what was inside the packages, but at least we know who's been sending what and where :)))

Hope this helps!

[AUDIO]

[calibrating]

Hey, kid.

When you get a sec, I need to talk to you about a couple of things. Preferably in person.

Archangel out.

[VOICE]

[pattan]

[RRRRRRING. RRRRRRING. RRRRRRING.]

Re: [VOICE]

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

[ANSWERS]

McCloud.

Re: [VOICE]

[pattan]

SHE GOT ANOTHER STUDY PARTNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Re: [VOICE]1/2

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

[HOLDING THE PHONE AWAY FROM HIS HEAD KHGSTFYKSVSLYGCSCH OW MY FUCKING EAR]

Re: [VOICE]

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

...Shinpachi.

What?

Re: [VOICE]

[pattan]

S-SHE LIED!!

A-AND!!!

SHE'S STUDYING WITH SOMEONE ELSE!!!

[VOICEMAIL OF SHAME]

[calibrating]

McCloud. It's Garrus.

We need to talk. Devil's Nest later tonight. S'up to you.

[ACTION OF FUCK YOU]

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

[If Fox had been anything like Falco, he would have called Garrus back on the spot and told him to go fuck himself. Fortunately, he was actually rather good at holding his tongue, and wasn't actually in any mood to talk to the turian in the first place.

At first, the pilot had been dead set on not going. It would have been a pain in the ass anyway. The bug eyed, amphibious doctor had forbade him from leaving the clinic for a handful of reasons, the more important being Fox's over all physical condition, along with the fact that he was possibly a security risk if the purists discovered he was being housed in the refugee clinic. Really, the last thing Fox wanted to do was cause more trouble for someone.

He'd already fucked up enough anyway, hadn't he? Garrus had made certain to drill that little factoid into his head, but now he was calling Fox out for a chat? Fox had to hand it to him, he certainly had some nerve.

For hours Fox tried to convince himself that he was content with cutting Garrus out of the picture. He didn't deal with that kind of shit from his own team back home, and he sure as hell wasn't going to let it fly with some alien. He almost didn't go.

Too bad for him he's shitty at holding grudges. That's not to say he wasn't still pissed, because he was beyond pissed, but if he can at least be civil to the guy that killed his father, then talking to the guy that saved his life but then insulted the shit out of him should be fairly simple in comparison.

After flawlessly sneaking out of the clinic (mister salarian would be so pissed once he noticed) and sneaking around in the shadows much like a fucking ninja, he arrived at the Devil's Nest.

Late.

Actually, at this point, he would have been surprised if Garrus was still around.

Blaster at his hip, he entered the bar, scanning the area for Mister Dinosaur.]

Re: [ACTION OF FUCK YOU]

[calibrating]

[Sure enough, there Garrus is, over in the Dinosaur Corner. Which was really just a corner but he's dinosaur enough to make any corner a Dino Corner.

Deal with it.

During the wait, he'd managed to stack up a few empty shot glasses, their sides gently clinked against one another as he tapped the table nervously.

Across from him? A single, untouched (lonely 8() drink]

Re: [ACTION OF FUCK YOU]

[all-range-mode.livejournal.com]

[well I'll be damned, he was still here. Though from the looks of it, he was probably buzzed. The only thing worse than emotional turian was a drunk emotional turian.

Wordlessly, Fox made his way through the bar, taking his seat across from Garrus. His expression was blank, save for a slight quirk of an eyebrow directed at Garrus' little shot glass collection. That was a good sign, sure. Of course, he noticed the drink that was set in his spot, but for the time being, he pushed it to the back of his mind.

The pilot crossed his arms indifferently, green eyes locked on Garrus. Your move, Archangel.]

[ghostieblasted]

[Suddenly, your guide is playing this whether you're doing something on it or not. ]

voicemail;

[11ady]

Mr. McCloud, would your bar be interested in supplying the alcohol for the gala?

Gift in mailbox

[futureprofessor]

[Maybe not many people have seen Bianca's post to the network a few weeks ago - pirate attack and all.

But see, when she said she'd buy Valentine chocolates for everyone after the mess passed as a thank you gift, she totally meant it.

So here it is, a small but pretty box with a card that sappily talks about refugees sticking together and congratulating them on a good job done.

Happy (late) Valentine's day, friend of Bianca's!]