Fox McCloud (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
all_range_mode) wrote2020-01-13 01:46 am
all_range_mode) wrote2020-01-13 01:46 am
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Mostly Harmless IC Text/Voicemail
This is Fox McCloud. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
This is Fox McCloud. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
FILE ATTACHMENT
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
***DOWNLOAD LINK***
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Item #1 (http://www.cattoys.com/twinkle-ball-nighttime-cat-toy.html)
Item #2 (http://www.cattoys.com/playnsqueak-tail-spin-cat-toy.html)
Item #3 (http://www.cattoys.com/sprout-grow-greenhouse-happy-cat-catnip-kit.html)
Item #4 (http://www.cattoys.com/naturalpurrz.html)
Item #5 (http://www.cattoys.com/scratcherramps.html)
Item #6 (http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2754444)
Item #7 (http://www.buycondom.com/8a29-condom.asp)
NOTE: Bonus to be paid upon discrete delivery without the knowledge of (1) Katt Monroe.
I really hate you
FROM: Fox McCloud
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
what
LIES
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
In response to the advertisement listed here (http://community.livejournal.com/gargleblasted/1522074.html), I've decided to hire you for your services.
Re: LIES
FROM: Fox McCloud
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
I guessed that much.
Well, whatever. My starting price is 300 credits.
Re: LIES
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
300 credits? I'm assuming the invoice will include a breakdown of the services I'm getting for 300 credits.
Re: LIES
FROM: Stop it
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
Naturally. And it just depends on how the mission goes. If it turns out to be a walk in the park, I'll be more than happy to cut the price down. Alternately, I may add to it if it ends up being overly dangerous. And obviously, if I'm unable to complete the mission for any reason, I won't be expecting payment.
Re: LIES
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
Yes, of course. Hazard pay is what my expert [ELIZABETH] projects to be the bulk of the payment. We can work something out based on the amount of list items procured with a bonus if you manage to acquire all of them. There will be a percentage bonus for discrete delivery.
I'll also pay extra for any alcohol you manage to find.
Re: LIES
FROM: you know what
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
Understood. I'll keep my eyes open. Where should I deliver the items?
[This is the stupidest mission he's ever taken 8(]
Re: LIES
FROM: Sakamoto Tatsuma, CEO Kaientai
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
The third floor hallway next to the port-side airlock. There will be someone waiting. You'll know them when you see them.
[AKA: Elizabeth]
Re: LIES
FROM:
Re: SUBJECT: Sigron Item Requisition List
Roger that. I'll keep in touch.