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Fox McCloud ([personal profile] all_range_mode) wrote2020-01-13 01:46 am
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[STARE]

I've busted a lot of noses, kid. You're gonna have to be more specific.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Nerdy human kid with glasses, he was working at the pound this month. He told me that a dinosaur in blue armor busted in and put a gun in his back, and then headbutted him in the face.

[fox doesn't seem too bothered by this. IN FACT, he looks rather amused.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Glasses... Oh! Yeah, okay. Now I know who you're talkin' about.

I told him not to scream, but he went ahead and did it anyway. Pissed himself too.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait wait.

[clears his throat, looks like he's thinking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hard for a minute]

He. Pissed himself.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup.

Figured I'd put the poor kid out of his misery at that point.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh.

[snrrrrrk

aaaaaand then the uncontrollable laughter OH OW THE RIBS ARE STILL BROKEN BUT THAT IS SO

FUCKING

FUNNY TO FOX RIGHT NOW

too much root beer schnapps perhaps.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[OKAY WELL FOX BEING A DUMBASS IS FUNNY TO GARRUS SO HE'LL LAUGH TOO]

[Except more maturely because he's an adult]

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[oooh god the loling it hurts. Fox is going to put a hand to his poor ribs and take a sip of water because ooooooow]

Oooh man. That. That actually explains a lot.

He's going to be so pissed when he finds out I know.

[....snrrrrrrrrk fuck he made himself laugh again. Ahhh piss. So mature over here.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELP NOW THEY'RE BOTH 12]

[Because Garrus snorted at that too]

Careful, McCloud. You're gonna hurt yourself.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I already diiiiiid.

[but he's still snickering like an asshole regardless.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-22 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Mordin's gonna kick your ass if he finds out.

[ANOTHER SNORT]

[ASSHOLE]

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, that's right.

I don't think I can sneak back into the clinic like this. What was I thinking.

[ngl he's kinda wobbly]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Eh.

I'll go back with you. Just pin the blame on me.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you did kinda call me out here when I shoulda been in bed. But I didn't have to come.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Say I threatened your pet or something.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
But I don't have any pets.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Mordin doesn't have to know that.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm no good at lying.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eh. Fine then.

I'll talk to him.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I'm okay with letting you take the heat this time.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not so fast.

If I wind up cleaning toilets or something as punishment, you're joining in once you feel better.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, back up.

I don't do toilets.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-23 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Neither do I.

You can see the problem.

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[identity profile] all-range-mode.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It could be worse?
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[personal profile] calibrating 2011-11-24 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You'd better hope it's not.

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