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I think I understand what you mean.

[Garrus waves away the next drink (although he'll still pay for it), hopefully discreetly enough where Fox can't notice. 8| Stupid lightweight kid]

It just shows you've still got a chance not to let revenge ya. It's tempting, it's really, really tempting, but you'll come out for the better if you let it go.

[He kind of sounds like he's trying to convince himself a bit, but, for the most part, Garrus truly believes in those words]

I keep telling myself the same thing.

[Fox doesn't notice, he's made himself all cozy and doesn't feel like moving anyway]

It hasn't been an issue so far, after all the guy isn't even here. I honestly don't know what I'd do if he ever showed up. He took the only family I had left from me. I don't...

[Fox paused, straightening up in his seat.This is why he usually didn't drink. That, and the last time he went out drinking with someone, his wallet went missing 8(]

Sorry, I don't usually whine about this kind of thing.

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Eh. I'll just consider it payback for chewing you out.

[Garrus manages to order a few glasses of water-- more for Fox than himself, but shh]

Anyway, it sounds like you had it rough, McCloud. During your time here, before, everything.

But, if it helps, I think you came out the better for it.

You think so?

[look at that happy tail flick. But his face is still all "SRS BIZNESS"]

Honestly, a few years ago, I never expected to be the kind of person I am today. I guess I really didn't know what to expect at all.

Trust me, you're not the only one to feel that way.

You did good, McCloud.

Hah.

Thanks, Garrus. It really means a lot to hear that. A little reassurance every now and then never hurts.

Yeah, well... it's the least I could do after tearing you a new one.

Well, don't worry about it. I'm just glad it's behind us.

[OH HE'S GONNA WORRY. Asshole's Guilt is a powerful emotion]

[He pushes over a glass of water that I will say arrived because WHATEVAH]

Same.

Now drink up. You're gonna need it.

[ Fox takes a sip of water, and theeeeeeeeeen remembers something very important]

Oh.

You kind of busted my friend's nose.

[STARE]

I've busted a lot of noses, kid. You're gonna have to be more specific.

Nerdy human kid with glasses, he was working at the pound this month. He told me that a dinosaur in blue armor busted in and put a gun in his back, and then headbutted him in the face.

[fox doesn't seem too bothered by this. IN FACT, he looks rather amused.]

Glasses... Oh! Yeah, okay. Now I know who you're talkin' about.

I told him not to scream, but he went ahead and did it anyway. Pissed himself too.

Wait, wait wait.

[clears his throat, looks like he's thinking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hard for a minute]

He. Pissed himself.

Yup.

Figured I'd put the poor kid out of his misery at that point.

Heheh.

[snrrrrrk

aaaaaand then the uncontrollable laughter OH OW THE RIBS ARE STILL BROKEN BUT THAT IS SO

FUCKING

FUNNY TO FOX RIGHT NOW

too much root beer schnapps perhaps.]

[OKAY WELL FOX BEING A DUMBASS IS FUNNY TO GARRUS SO HE'LL LAUGH TOO]

[Except more maturely because he's an adult]

[oooh god the loling it hurts. Fox is going to put a hand to his poor ribs and take a sip of water because ooooooow]

Oooh man. That. That actually explains a lot.

He's going to be so pissed when he finds out I know.

[....snrrrrrrrrk fuck he made himself laugh again. Ahhh piss. So mature over here.]

[WELP NOW THEY'RE BOTH 12]

[Because Garrus snorted at that too]

Careful, McCloud. You're gonna hurt yourself.

I already diiiiiid.

[but he's still snickering like an asshole regardless.]

Mordin's gonna kick your ass if he finds out.

[ANOTHER SNORT]

[ASSHOLE]

oh, that's right.

I don't think I can sneak back into the clinic like this. What was I thinking.

[ngl he's kinda wobbly]

Eh.

I'll go back with you. Just pin the blame on me.

I guess you did kinda call me out here when I shoulda been in bed. But I didn't have to come.

Say I threatened your pet or something.

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